The Claw Machine apparatus is a three pronged apparatus attached with a monomolecular chain to a rhomboid chasis, which is detachable, washable and awesome. When activated, a tender-twin turbo exhausting-exegete engine enfuses the claws (prongs, or rakes) with subliminal subluminal (sub-light thought) prerogative, they are then inserted into the forebrain, post-brain, and fifth lobe. The apparatus then takes on a crane like modularity, where the claw picks at errant thoughts and emotion forms as the operator vacillates. These cogitation forms are then stored inside the rhomboid tray and sorted by flavor (neutral, positive, negative). The first Claw Machine was invented in an unspecified parking lot by Drs. Aristede Guignol and Hurricane Johnson, who were mysteriously killed moments later. Thieves, mistaking their fresh bodies for something else, stole their bones, and disappeared.