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The
Rebirth
Yesterday, the musician woke up around eleven oclock and considered
doing the laundry or jogging. Around noon he went to sit on the porch
and watch the weeping willows sway in the wind. It was hot and humid
and it wasnt long before he took his shirt off, revealing his
glistening sweaty chest. Like moths to a lamp they came, surrounding
the porch and chanting his name. At first he was taken aback and tried
to silence them with a humble smile. However, he quickly found himself
warming to his newfound audience. He went inside for his guitar and
the rest, as they say, is
History
However, since no one knows it except me, I will continue. The concert,
of course, was a smash. But a new star was not born; an old one was
resurrected. As the music ran through his veins, it reawakened old memories
that had lain dormant for nearly a decade, since the crack at the end
of the 93 worldwide Four-Legged Animal Tour. Feast
your eyes on forgotten memories.

When his first tour began, he could blend in with his fans before the
shows relatively easily. However, that was soon to change.

The infamous Village Raid of Canada, in which he single-handedly
held off a wave of barbarians, plunged him into the spotlight.

Here we see him being awarded a Bishopric in honor of his efforts.

This catches him stopping to smell the roses for one of the last times
on his tour.

In this Mexican ritual, he is honored with the holy nectar of the natives.

Later, in Africa, he shows his appreciation to a couple of fans.

Some of those hardcore fans were willing to trek all the way on camel-back
to show their support.

Finally, a candid portrait as he sits remembering where it all got started.
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